Thursday, December 30, 2010

Wednesday Wickedness on Thursday!




It's been a long time since I have blogged .. here is a new meme .. Wednesday Wickedness .. taking a famous person and using their quotes to start a conversation! Perhaps this will get me started again!
Today's famous person is Mark Twain ....

1. A man cannot be comfortable without his own approval.
Do you let yourself off the hook easily?  It depends what it's about .. my mom did a great job teaching us how to feel guilty .. so when it comes to my teenagers, I think I do an awesome job beating myself up ..

2. A man is never more truthful than when he acknowledges himself a liar.
Do you think everyone lies?  Yes, unfortunately we all lie .. big lies, little lies .. white lies ... often times I wonder if we create too much of an environment to make the other person lie .. there are so many types of liars .. I have very little tolerance for the 'ask forgiveness instead of permission' liars .... or the ' I'm-not-recognizing-I-need-to-take-accountability' liar ..... what about the "do-you-think-my-butt-looks-big" liar ... that poor liar doesn't stand a chance! In the past I have been lenient with my teenagers when they've been honest with me. I believe in preaching to tell the truth, and let me decide what I'll do with the information ... if you lie ... then the hurt is more from the lie than the actual  reason of the lie.

3. A man who carries a cat by the tail learns something he can learn in no other way.
What was the last thing that you had to learn the hard way? To only depend on myself 

4. A person who won't read has no advantage over one who can't read.
What types of things do you read? I like to read information things .. runner's world, cooking light, news stuff, self help, blah, blah .. an occasional chick book

5. A person with a new idea is a crank until the idea succeeds.
Have you ever thought about something that did not exist and later it was invented? hmmm... i don't think so!

6. Action speaks louder than words but not nearly as often.
How well do you think that you observe people? I think I do a decent job. I'm an 'action speaks louder than words' type of gal .. (observe question 2) ... I lived too long with a person that believed in white lies .. so I take words with precaution, and wait for the action to follow .... BUT WAIT, was that really the question?

7. Against the assault of laughter nothing can stand.
Have you ever used humor to diffuse a difficult situation? Ohhhhh .... all the time! It's the only way to get through it all, sometimes!

8. Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter.
How important is your age to you? Do you ever lie about it or refuse to reveal it? How important is it? Well, from the standpoint .. I'm frustrated that I'm 44, but  feel like I'm living again as if I'm a college student .. with teenagers!! I'm floored when I look at pictures of my mom when she was 42, and I clearly remember thinking that was "old" ....  so, is my age important? .. when it comes to buying wine ..don't bother asking for ID ..just let me have it! .. when it comes to seeing my wrinkles  life experience lines and drooping girls ... *sigh* ... I just hope that the next 20 years will be kind to me because I certainly don't feel like I am old!!!

9. All you need is ignorance and confidence and the success is sure.
How important do you think confidence is? Are you confident? confidence is everything .. but there is a fine line between the BS Artist and the confident person ... believe in what you know ..

10. Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint.
Do you do everything you should to be healthy?  oh .. fur sure ..! Let's take a look at what time of year it is .. we just finished Christmas .. I think I may have consumed 20,000 pounds of sugar .. real healthy!
I committed to myself yesterday to be a hard body in 2011 ... which means lean eating and lots of exercise. When I am done with this blog, I am going to create a list of 35 lean meals to prepare. Then I am going to try and schedule a menu. This way all temptation will be gone.. and all that is left is lean food to eat. This is not to say that I won't cheat occasionally ... I just want to have a bikini body by May! (This is NOT a New Year's resolution!)

Sunday, December 12, 2010

Another Day at Work ..

So here is another day at work ...

From: Brandt!

Sent: Wednesday, December 08, 2010 10:30 AM
To: J
Subject: hey did you get my voicemail this morning?


From: J

Sent: Wednesday, December 08, 2010 10:31 AM
To: Brandt!
Subject: RE: hey did you get my voicemail this morning?

I did—you said you CAN work, right? I just wanted to be sure—I played it twice and still wasn’t positive. I plan on staying.

From: Brandt!

Sent: Wednesday, December 08, 2010 10:56 AM
To: J
Subject: RE: hey did you get my voicemail this morning?

I’ll stop mumbling!

From: J

Sent: Wednesday, December 08, 2010 11:14 AM
To: Brandt!
Subject: RE: hey did you get my voicemail this morning?


Thank you!

From: Brandt!

Sent: Wednesday, December 08, 2010 3:09 PM
To: J
Subject: RE: hey did you get my voicemail this morning?

I feel grosssssssssssssssssssssssssss
3 chocolates .. a huge chocolate chip cookie ………. A bowl of soup and chips and salsa …………………. Ughhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
grossssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss

From: J

Sent: Wednesday, December 08, 2010 3:10 PM
To: Brandt!
Subject: RE: hey did you get my voicemail this morning?


I was good until just after lunch and the new Snickers Fudge bar in the machine started calling my name, so I gave in and ate it. Why????????????? I always beat myself up afterwards, so why do I do it in the first place???????


From: Brandt!

Sent: Wednesday, December 08, 2010 3:15 PM
To: J
Subject: RE: hey did you get my voicemail this morning?

OMG… YUMMMY … I thought MS was a wellness workplace … that doesn’t sound very wellness to me!


From: J

Sent: Wednesday, December 08, 2010 3:17 PM
To: Brandt!
Subject: RE: hey did you get my voicemail this morning?


I think you should bring us a treat when you come to C tonight. I would , but I won’t have a chance to be out of the building. Can you think of something easy that you could just grab somewhere?


From: Brandt!

Sent: Wednesday, December 08, 2010 3:26 PM
To: J
Subject: RE: hey did you get my voicemail this morning?

Well.. I have to swing by my house and drop off N’s birth certificate at the school for drivers edge … I can pick up something …

From: Janine Tremble [mailto:jtremble@mainesavings.com]

Sent: Wednesday, December 08, 2010 3:28 PM
To: J Brandt
Subject: RE: hey did you get my voicemail this morning?

Don’t do anything that will stress you out. I just have the urge for something delicious!

From: Brandt!

Sent: Wednesday, December 08, 2010 3:31 PM
To: J
Subject: RE: hey did you get my voicemail this morning?


Name it!

From: J

Sent: Wednesday, December 08, 2010 3:33 PM
To: Brandt!
Subject: RE: hey did you get my voicemail this morning?

Well, fried ice cream wouldn’t travel very well…..so that’s out. Plus we need to be discreet, because I’m supposed to be doing WeightWatchers! I don’t know—maybe some yummy cake or pie from Governor’s or Dysart’s or something like that. Or maybe whoopie pie from PGs.

From: Brandt!

Sent: Wednesday, December 08, 2010 3:34 PM
To: J
Subject: RE: hey did you get my voicemail this morning?

Holy cow woman … you weren’t kidding!

From: J

Sent: Wednesday, December 08, 2010 3:35 PM
To: Brandt!
Subject: RE: hey did you get my voicemail this morning?

I’m awful! Just get a whoopie pie at PG’s—that’s easy, right?

From: Brandt!

Sent: Wednesday, December 08, 2010 3:37 PM
To: J
Subject: RE: hey did you get my voicemail this morning?


But I don’t like those

From: J

Sent: Wednesday, December 08, 2010 3:50 PM
To: Brandt!
Subject: RE: hey did you get my voicemail this morning?

Maybe not sweet, maybe sushi? Does Hannaford here in H sell sushi now that they’re Hannaford?



From: Brandt!

Sent: Wednesday, December 08, 2010 3:51 PM
To: J
Subject: RE: hey did you get my voicemail this morning?

Hahaha you are too funny!
Are you PMS’ing???
I’m still thinking ..

From: J

Sent: Wednesday, December 08, 2010 3:52 PM
To: Brandt!
Subject: RE: hey did you get my voicemail this morning?


I’m not even close to that time. How weird is that?

From: Brandt!

Sent: Wednesday, December 08, 2010 3:54 PM
To: J
Subject: RE: hey did you get my voicemail this morning?

I think Hannaford sells sushi .. I can stop by on the way.. and a bottle of wine?
IF they don’t … what else is your heart’s desire?

From: J

Sent: Wednesday, December 08, 2010 3:59 PM
To: Brandt!
Subject: RE: hey did you get my voicemail this morning?


You’re kidding about the wine, right? I don’t want to get fired! I don’t know what my heart’s desire is. Maybe chocolate covered pretzels or something like that.

From: Brandt!

Sent: Wednesday, December 08, 2010 4:08 PM
To: J
Subject: RE: hey did you get my voicemail this morning?

Of course I’m kidding about the wine, but not really … no, I wouldn’t bring it in to C.
Yum, chocolate covered pretzels … I’ll poke around Hannaford and bring something.

From: J


Sent: Wednesday, December 08, 2010 4:08 PM
To: Brandt!
Subject: RE: hey did you get my voicemail this morning?

cool


I ended up getting a weight weighter's Terriyaki pizza .. and one chocolate chip cookie for the both of us. We behaved!



















Monday, December 6, 2010

Something new for Monday!

I was searching for a new Monday Meme .. and came across this blog .. so I shamelessly stole it from Infinite Possibilites .. something new to try .. feel free to copy and paste and be shameless like me!!

On the outside


Name: Juliette
Birthday: too many
Current Status: crazed mother .. trying to balance life!
Eye Color: Hazel
Hair Color: Currently, level 6 brown, red ... streaks of blonde ... ask me again in 7 weeks!


On the inside

My Fear: Snakes, Spiders .. Elevators.. complete darkness
My Weaknesses: Wine, Chocolate ..over thinking things! (hence the wine!)
My Perfect Pizza: Papa Murphy's Cinnamon Wheel Pizza .... okay, Pat's Pizza in Orono personal size Greek


Yesterday, today, and tomorrow

My thoughts on first waking up: “What day is it today?”

My bedtime: It depends on the day and night ... I am trying to get a minimum of 6 hours in .. so hopefully by 10:00 ..
My most missed memory:  Is there such a thing?? A missed memory? Moments are missed ... I miss my dad

Your picks

Pepsi or Coke: Neither .. not a soda lover

Single or group dates: with who? I love a quiet date night ..

Adidas or Nike: Adidas when I was in high school ... only because they sponsored the Dutch soccer team! I like Nike clothing .. but really for running .. Asics.

Tea or Nestea: Hot TEA .. Nestea cold

Chocolate or Vanilla: Really ....do we need to go over this again?!

Cappuccino or Coffee: Coffee ...

Do you

Smoke: No

Curse: I rarely curse .... I have to be angry
Take a shower: Always ..
Have a crush: Big time.

Think you’ve been in love: Yes..

Go to school:  No, I need to go back (again ..)

Want to get married:  hmm, no not at this time in my life ..my life is too complicated right now .. I still need to find my own path ..

Believe in yourself: I try to .. I tend to forget that I've done okay so far ..

Think you’re a health freak: hahhaaa .. I'd like to think I am .. but I've been busted too many times eating the stuff that isn't considered healthy ... OR I've overdosed on the healthy stuff rendering it unhealthy!!!!!! (A full bag of Trader Joe's  Trail mix ... in four hours!!)



In the past

Smoked: Too little to really consider it anything .. a long, long time ago!
Gone to the mall: Unfortunately yes .. ugh!

Been on stage: isn't our life a stage ...

Eaten sushi: Love, love, love sushi .. my favorite.. brown rice and eel

Dyed your hair: hmmmm..... I rather call it .. washing out the gray



Have you ever

Played a stripping game: hmm .... me?? would i play like that?!?
Changed who you were to fit in:  .. no .. let them fit in with me .. haha!

Done something your kids will never know about (at least till they are adults):  I don't think so ... I've been pretty honest with them .. I wasn't an experimental person .. so not a lot to tell!!


Age you’re hoping to

Get married: hmmm... that's silly ... there is no "good age" ....
Take your dream vacation: sooooooooooon!



In a guy

Best eye color: I was never picky about eye color .. just never dark eyes.

Best hair color: I've always liked the sexy silver fox look!
Short hair or long hair: Always short.

Best attribute: strength ..I love a strong man -  physically and emotionally


What were you doing

A minute ago:  sippin' the wine
An hour ago: watching Dr Phil
A month ago: what part of last month ... it was a crazy month .. on a Monday November 8, I was prepping for surgery.. so I was out to dinner and had quesadillas!
A year ago: Dealing with the fact that my teenage girl was manipulated by an online predator ... .... very, very scary... I'm so glad that part of life is over.




Finish the sentences

I love: dancing with my man -

I feel: sleepy ..
I hate: not running as much as before
I hide: my head in the sand occasionally ... it really doesn't make things go away .. just delays the inevitable!
I miss: summer and kayaking ... and sun ... and long days ... being barefoot ..

I need: to make a list of unfinished projects and finish them.

Happy beginning of the week!